ooc // application

( Exemplary behavior! Civil minds! Disciplined bodies! That which holds the essence of true beauty! )

ic // contact

"It seems as though you've reached me while I am otherwise preoccupied. State your name, address, intent, rank, and rrrelevance.

You have thirty seconds."

*beep*

[[ooc: please specify audio/video/text in your response ]]

ooc // hmd

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