makedouble: (both: leer)
Kneesocks ([personal profile] makedouble) wrote2013-01-08 07:56 pm

Rule #001 // audio // Conserve Energy Wherever Possible

[ The feed crackles, turning on with a scuffling noise. A faint clinking of what might be silverware can be heard, and after a pause, two voices. ]

Such a backwoods establishment...is your training progressing smoothly, Miss Kneesocks?

Indeed... More smoothly than I had expected, given the standard rate at which our colleagues in training have progressed.

My, how fortunate! Could you have been gifted with a more talented Pokémon? Or do the others’ issues lie elsewhere, I wonder...

You may be onto something, dear sister... Perhaps the discrepancy is caused not by an excess of ability in our Pokémon, but a lack of ability on the part of our peers’...


[ The higher-pitched voice gasps in apparent concern. ]

A tragic case of neglect, isn’t it? Such sophomoric boors shouldn’t be trusted with hermit crabs, let alone caring for intelligent beings. Doesn’t anyone here practice proper discipline? Are there no rrrrrules to training at all?

Well said, well said!-... Ah, dear sister, it seems we’ve left the recording on.

Goodness, what a dreadful mistake.....


[ A moment’s pause. ]

...the battery might run low!

[ And with a click, the feed ends.]

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timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (= can i help you?)

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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-01-12 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Angels? [ Like the angels on Eridan's planet, the ones he murdered? ...Probably not. ] Mm, so far I've meet a "koopa" and a "bob-omb". They were from the same world, though.

That depends entirely on your definition of "organized", I would think! I come from a point in time when there are only, oh, five and a half of our species left alive. [ Not counting certain adults. ]
timelymaid: art by <user name=duedlyfirearms site=tumblr.com> (+ creepy ghost girl.)

[audio] ...didn't realize it wasn't 1/2 sorry!

[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-01-21 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sollux is only half dead in my timeline!
preparetrouble: they seem disreputable (gossip //)

[audio] 2/2

[personal profile] preparetrouble 2013-01-21 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Offers purposely cryptic statements, yet accuses us of impropriety. How shameless.

Edited 2013-01-21 20:36 (UTC)
timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (- eyeroll.)

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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-01-21 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hard to explain beyond "it's Sollux". He breaks rules, even when they're universal constants.

[ seriously she's not sure how the hell he managed it. ] He's got one foot in the world of the living and one foot in the world of the dead, and he can leave that realm and follow me around, so...Sollux, basically.